If you’ve purchased 13 guitars in the last year, you have BPD. This can be diagnosed with like 3 questions in 3 minutes. That’s how quack Dr. Khan can diagnose you. I suppose with a mere screwdriver in his toolbox, he’s that damn good with it!
Questions
The following are some of the POINTED QUESTIONS I was asked.
- Do you ever have racing thoughts? yes
- Have you spent a lot of money recently? yes
- I see you have tattoos, do you ever find the needles soothing? yes
- Do you ever find yourself driving fast? yes
These are very specific questions that support a very specific diagnosis, BPD. This one trick pony had me pinned in 4 questions. Wow, this guy is good or he’s a fraud!!
So let’s address these “issues”.
- For my occupation, I’m required to manage about a dozen different languages simultaneously in my head, so yes, I have racing thoughts.
- Yeah I spend a lot, but it’s not a problem given my 848 credit score.
- C’mon man really, it’s a fucking tattoo. Don’t overthink it!
- How did you diagnose BPD before cars were invented?
Statistics
I’ve requested the statistics on 9/16/25 of how many patients Dr Khan has recommended NOT to extend their stay longer at their first hearing. If I were a betting man, I’d say it was ZERO. That should tell ya a little something about the Wellspan agenda.